KING KONG WANTS HIS SPECIAL EDITION BOOKS SIGNED!

SUNBURY PRESS BOOKS

"Blimey! I know this is him! I see the posters and -- whoah Mary Queen of Scots! The bloke has a Cursed Man curtain ... now where are those .... schaaaaawinnnnggg! Why I never! She is one hot little number!" said Kong. "Screw the damn books -- I want her!" “Blimey! I know this is him! I see the posters and — whoah Mary Queen of Scots! The bloke has a Cursed Man curtain … now where are those …. schaaaaawinnnnggg! Why I never! She is one hot little number!” said Kong. “Screw the damn books — I want her!”

NEW YORK, NY — Movie star and stunt man King Kong was seen climbing an apartment building in the Hell’s Kitchen section of Manhattan this evening. The native of Madagascar had traveled to the Big Apple to have his personal copies of Keith Rommel’s Thanatology series — the first three hardcover volumes: The Cursed Man, The Lurking Man and The Sinful Man — signed by Brahm Gallagher, the lead actor in The Cursed Man movie. Brahm had taken the copies from Kong at the front entrance and promised to sign them, but was now having second thoughts and really just…

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